Not Enough Sarcastic News Sites, Study Finds
By Stuart Swanson
June 27th, Current Year
After 22 years of full-time research without pay, on Tuesday night at 7:52pm, life-long nobody Stuart Swanson concluded that there weren’t enough news sites dedicated to the art of sarcastic news reporting. Currently there are just over 1 million sites dedicated to the craft, but he’d like to see it hit 7 billion by next year (whatever year you’re reading this.)
“One way we can reach this goal is if every person on Earth runs their own fake news site, and I think we can do it,” he said to nobody.
“I think we can do it,” he said to nobody.
The author then repeated himself, hoping that most people would understand that the repetition was on purpose.
Wasting no time, or arguably wasting everyone’s time, he then proceeded to publish his first article. It’s this article. You’re almost done reading it.
Anyway, Stuart Swanson hopes you enjoy The Trues, available now and always at StuartSwanson.com and maybe other places in the future.
and now… the first articles of The Trues!
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